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Obsidian_Stray Grammar Police


Number of posts: 1789 Age: 24 Location: Here. Registration date: 2007-10-12
Character sheet Class: God Amount of drunkenness:
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 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:52 pm | |
| "Um, excuse me. I hate to interrupt... but you see, I'm looking for something. Um, I don't know what it looks like... But it definitely isn't grass. Have you seen anything that isn't grass?" The ladybugs remain silent, going about their business. "Oh, alright then... I'll look somewhere else." *searches* *searches* *searches* *searches* Search failed (d100: 52) Search successful (d100: 8) -> New equipment found: Stubber (2 magazines) Search failed (d100: 82) Search failed (d100: 62) |
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Denzo

Number of posts: 192 Age: 24 Location: elsewhere Registration date: 2007-10-13
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:46 pm | |
| searches searches searches takes full cover behind brick wall Search failed (d100: 75) Search failed (d100: 30) Search successful (d100: 5) -> New equipment found: Triplex Pattern Lasgun (1 lasgun cell) Full cover _________________ "I eat the talking bees because I'm George Washington Christ."-Junkie [Bob the Ball]
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Draccy

Number of posts: 280 Age: 22 Location: In pain, most likely. Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: Pirate Amount of drunkenness:
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 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:51 pm | |
| | Code: | +++ Intel Report [Continued]
No further intel at this time.
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Thought for the day: An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
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Current Hazards: None
Availible cover: Brick walls, barrels, trees
Combatants:
Guardsman Guildenstern
Guardswoman MacPuck MacPuck: Injury total: 25 damage Location damage: Abdomen: 6 damage, light injury (+d3 to injury total (d3: 2)) Head: 5 damage, light injury (Stunned for 1 turn) (Stun check for headshot passed (d100: 23)) Left arm: 5 damage, light injury (No effect) Left leg: 7 damage, heavy injury (-1 speed) Equipment damage: Flak Helmet: 4 damage Flak Trousers/Boots: 5 damage Flak Vest: 9 damage
Guardsman "Dread Pirate" Halpo Injury total: 3 damage Location damage: Abdomen: 1 damage, light injury (+d3 to injury total (d3: 2)) Equipment damage: Flak Vest: 2 damage
Guardsman Hector Injury Total: 7 damage Location damage: Groin: 2 damage, light injury Left arm: 2 damage, light injury (No effect) Chest: 3 damage, light injury Equipment damage: Flak Trousers/Boots: 3 damage Flak Vest: 6 damage
Guardsman Matt
Guardsman Denzo Injury total: 6 damage Location damage: Right arm: 4 damage, light injury (No effect) Abdomen: 1 damage, light injury (-) Equipment damage: Flak Vest: 6 damage
Guardsman Mutamu
Guardsman Spider
Guardsman Schtolty
Guardswoman Karma
Guardswoman Stray
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Please see discussion thread for important rules updates._________________ | Stray wrote: | | You're like a big ball of bedroom-related accidents. |
| Noxy wrote: | | Oh god, if extreme physical violence is wrong, I don't want to be right anymore. |
 Fear my leet time-wasting skills. |
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Gilgamesh

Number of posts: 2863 Age: 22 Location: Australia Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: God Amount of drunkenness:
   (255/0)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:09 am | |
| Leaves cover Searches Searches Shoots at Mutamu Out of cover Search failed (d100: 76) Search failed (d100: 59) d100: 50 Hit Mutamu Left arm (d100: 53) 4 damage (4 damage absorbed by brick wall)
Ammo use: 1 shot from lasgun, 58 remainingEffects of shooting:
None _________________ Buy me a pony.
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Mutamu Mad Scientist


Number of posts: 1950 Location: A Secret Laboratory Registration date: 2007-10-12
Character sheet Class: Mad Scientist Amount of drunkenness:
   (2/100)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:14 am | |
| Leave cover Search Search Shoot at Mac(head) Out of cover Search failed (d100: 32) Search failed (d100: 26) d100: 91 Miss MacPuck
Ammo use: 1 shot from lasgun, 56 remainingEffects of shooting:
None |
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Dread Pirate Halpo Important Looking Pirate


Number of posts: 848 Age: 22 Location: Spokane, Washington Registration date: 2007-10-12
Character sheet Class: Pirate Amount of drunkenness:
   (1/100)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:41 am | |
| Takes aim at MacPuck Fires at MacPuck with Lasgun(Head) Fires at MacPuck with Lasgun(Head) Fires at MacPuck with Lasgun(Head) Aim -> MacPuck (Hit chance set to 145%) d100: 10 - Hit MacPuck (Placed shot) Left arm (d100: 41+20) - 8 damage (3 absorbed by flak armour) d100: 22 - Hit MacPuck (Placed shot) - Head (d100: 97) - 11 damage (3 absorbed by flak armour) d100: 89 - Hit MacPuck Chest (d100: 86) - 3 damage (3 absorbed by flak armour)
Ammo use: 3 shots from lasgun, 53 remainingEffects of shooting:
MacPuck: Injury total: 39 damage Location damage: Abdomen: 6 damage, light injury Head: 13 damage, light injury (Stunned for 1 turn) (Stun check for headshot failed (d100: 67)) (Add d6 damage to injury total (d6: 1) (-1 speed) Left arm: 10 damage, heavy injury (Strength check passed (d100: 60), weapon not dropped) Left leg: 7 damage, heavy injury (-1 speed) Equipment damage: Flak Helmet: 10 damage Flak Trousers/Boots: 5 damage Flak Vest: 13 damage
_________________ | Quote: | | Your gracefully-worded comments have been noted, and in a common spirit of mutual respect I cordially invite you to bite me. |
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MGL OBJECTION!


Number of posts: 840 Age: 24 Location: Always fight with honor Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: Mad Scientist Amount of drunkenness:
   (13/10000)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:27 am | |
| Leaves cover. Searches. Searches. Fires at Guildenstern (head). Out of cover Search failed (d100: 33) Search failed (d100: 53) d100: 09 - Hit Guildenstern (Placed shot) Head (d100: 88+12) - 7 damage (3 absorbed by flak armour)
Ammo use: 1 shot from lasgun, 56 remainingEffects of shooting:
Guildenstern: Injury total: 4 damage Location damage: Head: 4 damage, light injury (Stunned for 1 turn) (Stun check for headshot passed (d100: 1)) Equipment damage: Flak Helmet: 4 damage |
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Kamineko Forum Rebel


Number of posts: 1109 Age: 24 Location: somewhere, what's it matter? Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: Dodecahedron Amount of drunkenness:
   (20/10)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:42 am | |
| Changes cover to "Crouched behind cover" switches to revolver aims at Halpo (chest) Fires at Halpo (chest) Crouched behind cover Current weapon: Revolver Aim -> Halpo (Hit chance set to 95%) Cannot fire Revolver, weapon not loaded_________________ | Quote: | | The world is a mess and I just need to... rule it. |
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Franziska von Karma Geeky Girl on the Interblag


Number of posts: 381 Age: 25 Location: South Carolina Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: Rectangular Prism (cube) Amount of drunkenness:
   (0/19)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:52 pm | |
| Searches. Searches. Searches. Takes full cover behind brick wall. NOTE: Karma, theres two rule violations there. First off, you need to leave cover before you can search, secondly, you cant leave and re-enter cover in the same turn.Out of cover Search failed (d100: 94) Search successful (d100: 14) -> New equipment found: Autogun (1 magazine) Search failed (d100: 54) _________________ Formally known as the German word for dragon.
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Lady Admin


Number of posts: 3116 Registration date: 2007-10-12
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:55 pm | |
| Lies unconscious on the ground _________________ Perhaps there is something wrong with the Brain Tumbler. Or you could be insane, but we'll run tests on that later.
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Obsidian_Stray Grammar Police


Number of posts: 1789 Age: 24 Location: Here. Registration date: 2007-10-12
Character sheet Class: God Amount of drunkenness:
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 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:34 pm | |
| *drags Lady behind a brick wall (full cover)* *heals Lady's left leg* *heals Lady's left leg* Full Cover MacPuck -> Full Cover Recovery failed (d100: 62) Recovery successful (d100: 47) -> 1d3 (d3:2) + 1 damage restored, injury level reduced to light |
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Denzo

Number of posts: 192 Age: 24 Location: elsewhere Registration date: 2007-10-13
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:58 pm | |
| Switches to triplex pattern lasgun Reloads triplex pattern lasgun Changes energy setting on lasgun to medium(?) [the one that does 2d6+3 damage for 2 rounds of ammo] Recovers his right arm NOTE: Reloading a lasgun takes 2 actions, rather than one.Current weapon: Lasgun (Triplex Pattern) Lasgun reloaded (60 shots) Triplex pattern lasgun set to medium (2d6+3) _________________ "I eat the talking bees because I'm George Washington Christ."-Junkie [Bob the Ball]
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Draccy

Number of posts: 280 Age: 22 Location: In pain, most likely. Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: Pirate Amount of drunkenness:
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 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:30 pm | |
| | Code: | +++ Intel Report [Continued]
No further intel at this time.
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Thought for the day: The enemy of my enemy is a concern for later.
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Current Hazards: None
Availible cover: Brick walls, barrels, trees
Combatants:
Guardsman Guildenstern Injury total: 4 damage Location damage: Head: 4 damage, light injury (Stunned for 1 turn) (Stun check for headshot passed (d100: 1)) Equipment damage: Flak Helmet: 4 damage
Guardswoman MacPuck Injury total: 39 damage Location damage: Abdomen: 6 damage, light injury (-) Head: 13 damage, light injury (Stunned for 3 turns) (Stun check for headshot failed (d100: 67)) (Add d6 damage to injury total (d6: 1) (-1 speed) Left arm: 10 damage, heavy injury (Strength check passed (d100: 60), weapon not dropped) Left leg: 4 damage, light injury (No effect) Equipment damage: Flak Helmet: 10 damage Flak Trousers/Boots: 5 damage Flak Vest: 13 damage
Guardsman "Dread Pirate" Halpo Injury total: 3 damage Location damage: Abdomen: 1 damage, light injury (-) Equipment damage: Flak Vest: 2 damage
Guardsman Hector Injury Total: 7 damage Location damage: Groin: 2 damage, light injury (-) Left arm: 2 damage, light injury (-) Chest: 3 damage, light injury (-) Equipment damage: Flak Trousers/Boots: 3 damage Flak Vest: 6 damage
Guardsman Matt
Guardsman Denzo Injury total: 6 damage Location damage: Right arm: 4 damage, light injury (No effect) Abdomen: 1 damage, light injury (-) Equipment damage: Flak Vest: 6 damage
Guardsman Mutamu
Guardsman Spider
Guardsman Schtolty
Guardswoman Karma
Guardswoman Stray
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Please see discussion thread for important rules updates._________________ | Stray wrote: | | You're like a big ball of bedroom-related accidents. |
| Noxy wrote: | | Oh god, if extreme physical violence is wrong, I don't want to be right anymore. |
 Fear my leet time-wasting skills. |
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Lady Admin


Number of posts: 3116 Registration date: 2007-10-12
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:32 pm | |
| Y'know, if you didn't want me to play, you could just say so. _________________ Perhaps there is something wrong with the Brain Tumbler. Or you could be insane, but we'll run tests on that later.
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Grey King

Number of posts: 199 Location: Chapter 666 on Saturn's Moon, Titan. Registration date: 2007-10-13
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:20 am | |
| Pulls out knife. Leave full cover. Charge at Guardman's Stray, screaming about the Orcz in his helmet. Attack Stray with sharp object (Preferable location: Head) Current weapon: Combat Knife Out of cover Cannot attack Stray in melee, target is in full cover |
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MGL OBJECTION!


Number of posts: 840 Age: 24 Location: Always fight with honor Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: Mad Scientist Amount of drunkenness:
   (13/10000)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:19 am | |
| Search. Search. Search. Fires at Halpo. (Head) Search failed (d100: 91) Search failed (d100: 53) Search failed (d100: 48) d100: 68 Hit Halpo Right arm (d100: 49) 3 damage (3 damage absorbed by flak armour)
Ammo use: 1 shot from lasgun, 55 remainingEffects of shooting:
None |
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Kamineko Forum Rebel


Number of posts: 1109 Age: 24 Location: somewhere, what's it matter? Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: Dodecahedron Amount of drunkenness:
   (20/10)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:07 am | |
| Recovers Mac (Head injury) Recovers Mac (Head Injury) Recovers Mac (Damage total) Hides (full cover) behind brick wall Out of cover Full cover Recovery successful (d100: 45) -> 1d3 (d3:3) + 1 damage restored, injury level reduced to light Recovery successful (d100: 60) -> 1d3 (d3:1) + 1 damage restored, injury level reduced to nothing_________________ | Quote: | | The world is a mess and I just need to... rule it. |
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Dread Pirate Halpo Important Looking Pirate


Number of posts: 848 Age: 22 Location: Spokane, Washington Registration date: 2007-10-12
Character sheet Class: Pirate Amount of drunkenness:
   (1/100)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:59 am | |
| Takes aim at Spider Takes aim at Spider Fires at Spider with Lasgun(Head) Fires at Spider with Lasgun(Head) Cannot aim at Spider, target is behind wall d100: 80 - Hit Spider Right arm (d100: 47) - 6 damage (6 damage absorbed by brick wall) d100: 86 Miss Spider
Ammo use: 2 shot from lasgun, 51 remainingEffects of shooting:
None_________________ | Quote: | | Your gracefully-worded comments have been noted, and in a common spirit of mutual respect I cordially invite you to bite me. |
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Obsidian_Stray Grammar Police


Number of posts: 1789 Age: 24 Location: Here. Registration date: 2007-10-12
Character sheet Class: God Amount of drunkenness:
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 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:49 pm | |
| *switches to Stubber* *loads Stubber* *heals Lady's left arm* Current weapon: Stubber Stubber reloaded (15 shots) Recovery failed (d100: 75) |
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Franziska von Karma Geeky Girl on the Interblag


Number of posts: 381 Age: 25 Location: South Carolina Registration date: 2007-10-13
Character sheet Class: Rectangular Prism (cube) Amount of drunkenness:
   (0/19)
 | Subject: Re: Round 1: Questionable Training Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:20 am | |
| Switches to Autogun Loads Autogun Takes cover behind a barrel Rests gun on barrel Current weapon: Autogun Autogun reloaded (30 shots) Crouched behind barrel _________________ Formally known as the German word for dragon.
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