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The WTF Thread

Obsidian_Stray — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:21:48 GMT

I found this lovely image courtesy of Japan, and it made me realize we don't have one of these yet. As the name implies, you post images that make you go "WTF?" If anything is really disturbing or features nudity, please spoiler tag it and mark it as such. Big images should be spoiler'd, too.

The Japanese are big on their box lunches, and on decorating them. These cute little animals are made to placed about in the rice and sushi and what-have-you.

Spoiler:

What are you listening to?

Puck — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:45:26 GMT

Every forum needs one.

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

I'm not really into Pokemon...

Puck — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:06:47 GMT

But I made the topic anyway. Got Diamond or Pearl? Up for a battle?

Sadness thread

PinkSpider — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:36:26 GMT

Post sad things here, or console someone else about their sad thing.

My sister and I were going to pool our money to buy something, and it turns out she just bought one for herself without even asking me. I'm a bit upset.

Phoenix Wright RP Game - CASE ONE - A Knight to Remember

Franziska von Karma — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:37:44 GMT

Direct any questions to the Rules thread. This is for game posts only.

Setup:

An evening at Medieval Times has turned into a disaster. The owner of the restaurant offered to let a semi-regular guest attendee volunteer to joust a real knight. This knight was a jouster at Medieval Times for while. The volunteer knocks down their opponent surprisingly easily only to discover they don't get up. Now they are charged with Negligent Homicide. The circumstances surrounding the events are suspicious ...

Life:

PinkSpider — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:36:16 GMT

What does it mean to you, what do you want from it?

An Alzheimer's patient will lose their memory, the accumulated data that they have kept for years and years, they'll lose their personality, and eventually die. The same will happen with someone with brain damage. To use a less extreme example, as we age our entire personality will change.. our likes and dislikes change, and our perspectives change.

Considering that, what of the afterlife then? What of the mind, what of the soul? ...

Q&A

Obsidian_Stray — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:24:26 GMT

What the fuck?

yep

Kassy — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:50:43 GMT

turns out the more emotional I am, the better I draw...

Acrostics

Obsidian_Stray — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:10:45 GMT

Mice

Always

Sing

To

Energetic

Ravens

(Hint: The word you use is ravens.)

Happy moments thread

PinkSpider — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:13:18 GMT

You know the deal, share any happy moments that may happen to you. Doesn't matter how mundane, or how awesome. Just share.

Feel free to discuss other people's happy moments as well. : D

Happiness: This is going to make me sound like an attention whore, but I was really touched by all the people who contacted me from the old forum.

The Anger Thread

MGL — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:43:23 GMT

Similar to but subtlely different from the Sadness thread. In this thread, you can post about anything from mild annoyance (some jerk cut me off in traffic), to moderate anger (some jerk clipped my bumper when trying to cut me off) to shaking with rage (twelve people cut me off, then some uninsured jackass rear-ended me). Use of the emoticon is encouraged, though not required. I'll start.

I finished Assassin's Creed. It matches and surpasses Halo 2 in terms of dickish non-ending-ness, ...

Girl with Rose WIP

MissFritz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:15:43 GMT

I make way too many art topics. But I feel pretty special about this one so far.

I'm about to "hit the hay" so I'm quiting for the night on this.

Which makes it a work in progress for now.

Though, I am so obsessed with finishing a picture that I might actualy pick this back up tomorrow.

I'm kind of had the whole succubus subject stuck in my head for a while.

Hopefuly, when this is done, it'll end up being a girl with a white rose.

The white rose is sort of there as ...

Katamari WIP.

MissFritz — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:44:15 GMT

Work in progress...

I just felt like sharing.

Spoiler:

Don't worry, I'm re drawing the little prince completely.

Nine Weeks

Aristotilus — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:04:15 GMT

So I looked at myself in the mirror and realized how much weight I've been gaining lately and how much it affects how I feel about myself. Add to that the fact that my weight gain has given me a generous amount of stretch marks.

I decided to start the gym and eat properly, starting with a nine week workout program that I know is very good.

The reason I am posting this thread? Well, it's to give an update every week of my weight loss and how I'm doing at the gym. Basically I feel that telling ...

Ain't nothing but mammals.

MissFritz — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:48:38 GMT

This is the result of studying french while listening to Blood Hound Gang.

My little french monster..

"You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." <3

John McCain vs. Barack Obama

PinkSpider — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:33:06 GMT

It's no longer nomination season, so I think we need a new thread.

Here we are, the beginning of June, in what will be an election in November. That makes... about 6 months in which to learn as much as we can about both candidates, and six more months to deal with political drama before the actual election.

So here it is, Obama vs. McCain. Both, in my opinion, honest, trustworthy, and straightforward guys. However, in the hyperpartisan world of today, it's just as easy to say that ...

In which we explain recent or impending absences

MGL — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:18:09 GMT

See topic.

I've mentioned this earlier in passing, but my laptop's battery charger has shorted and died. But hey, my step-mom has a charger compatible with my laptop. The bad news is I only see her and my dad about every/every other weekend. Since my battery usually has a life of about 4 hours, that's roughly 4 hours each week I need to spend in email and eBay getting myself a new charger. Also, I've been having troubles with the guy I'm trying to buy from on eBay, so... yeah.

tl;dr ...

Pics or it didn't happen!

Obsidian_Stray — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:58:15 GMT

Summer of '07:

Spoiler:

My ass:

Spoiler:

pinkeh

Kassy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:37:25 GMT

your more likely to listen to me if I make a topic about it instead of just shouting in the chatbox. so come talk to me pink!!

Prisoners to Freedom (steampunk)- signups and discussion

Puck — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:18:34 GMT

The American Revolution never happened, and North America belongs to the British. It is in this penal colony of New Britain that our story unfolds.

As a penal colony, roughly three-quarters of the population is there to atone for their crimes, many falsely accused. The other twenty-five percent are there to keep the colony alive through governance and trade as farmers, inventors, craftsmen, and the like. For the most part, those not charged with guarding and policing the inland prisons ...

'nother picture

Faolan — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:13:44 GMT

Let's say it together now: "D'awwwwwww!"

A troll is a troll is a troll, unless it's me!

Otaku Son — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:44:07 GMT

Yep, I'm still trolling. You guys should check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXqH-LYb6xc

I've already asked Noxy to give me some cover fire, since I'm dealing with a Kraut, but anyone else who wants to help out is welcome, too! Make sure to check out both the video I linked above, as well as the video response to it; he did make comments on both videos, after all.

Bush to open new front in War on Environment

MGL — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:59:22 GMT

Here

Quote: The Bush administration is proposing a major change in the way the federal government decides whether wildlife and plants deserve protection under the Endangered Species Act.

Critics say the move, which is subject to a 30-day comment period before it can be put into effect, would dramatically weaken what has long been seen as a crucial law saving plants, animals, birds and fish from extinction.

The Interior Department unveiled a plan under which independent scientific ...

Time to piss you all off again

PinkSpider — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:57:44 GMT

Source:

Quote:

Sexual harassment okay as it ensures humans breed, Russian judge rules

A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss for sexual harassment lost her case after a judge ruled that employers were obliged to make passes at female staff to ensure the survival of the human race.

By Adrian Blomfield in Moscow

Last Updated: 1:12PM BST 30 Jul 2008

The unnamed executive, a 22-year-old from St Petersburg, had been hoping to become only the third woman in Russia's ...

Phoenix Wright Roleplay - Rules, Characters, and Discussion

Franziska von Karma — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:30:40 GMT

Based off of the version some people were playing the chat box earlier, I present to you the Phoenix Write Roleplaying Game thread! Since I�m starting the thread, I�m going to be the wacky judge! I�ll provide (hopefully) witty comments and responses for the prosecution and defense. Please put your character�s name and occupation in this thread, like I am doing here. Please keep game only stuff in the Phoenix Wright RP Thread for CASE ONE.

Name: �Judge Ann Jury�

Occupation and Role in ...

Prisoners to Freedom

Puck — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:49:04 GMT

The wind ruffled the treetops, freeing a few leaves as it passed. Farmer Johnson glanced at the starry sky and decided to call it a night. He shouldered the hoe and turned, heading to check that the chicken coop was free of foxes before retiring for the evening. Fortunately, there were none. Satisfied, he began walking toward the house.

There was a voice, so faint as to be almost a whisper. ".....wait...please."

Johnson turned. He saw no one.

"Down here..."

There ...

so..

Kassy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:19:54 GMT

isn't it sad that I'm pretty much the one who runs this site (unless halpo comes back..) and I have no idea where to put this??

anywhoo. I was just wondering if y'all liked/noticed the few small changes I made. if not I can change it back.

>.>

<.<

I like colors

OMG Cyg

Obsidian_Stray — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:40:53 GMT

Hi. :D

Post something. :D

Funny IM convos

linkskywalker — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:31:21 GMT

[19:45:47] nexusbrightstar: so...

[19:45:51] nexusbrightstar: wanna....

[19:45:54] linkskywalker14: YES

[19:45:57] linkskywalker14: Dear god kilovh

[19:46:00] linkskywalker14: *kisses you tenderly*

[19:46:04] linkskywalker14: I thought you'd never ask

[19:46:10] nexusbrightstar: ...

[19:46:11] linkskywalker14: *rubs his leg between yours*

[19:46:15] nexusbrightstar: oh god

[19:46:18] nexusbrightstar: that's...

[19:46:20] nexusbrightstar: that's not...

[19:46:25] nexusbrightstar: ...

Oh my lawd

Rick Astley — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:26:58 GMT

The thread of awesome music videos!

FruityPastryGod — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:43:00 GMT

Tais-toi mon coeur dir. St�phane Berla

Beautiful and odd. I hear he'll be working on a movie that will look like this video that'll be directed by Luc Besson (Fifth Element, Leon/The Professional). I'll be keeping an eye out for that one!

I'll post more after someone else posts a video. :)

I'd like to keep it one video per post.

ETA: Yes! After a bit of digging I found an English translation - it's not perfect, but it's much better than what I'd be able to do. :)

Sesame Street

Monkeydog — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:22:15 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArPWoqdB42Q

I love Muppets.

Is it just me or is this show now hilarious now that I'm older? Or are the writers of Sesame Street making it so adults have something to watch too?

Jonah Hill, Feist, Jack Black, a CAKE hitting on Jessica Alba, Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris, Will Arnett being a magician(if there is not a Final Countdown Joke, I will be so sad), and a 30 Rock spoof?

I don't think children care about any of those things.

But man ...

40-minute musical

Puck — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:31:02 GMT

Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog. From Joss Whedon.

Hey, I laughed

Rick Astley — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:10:20 GMT

YAAARRRRRGGHHHHHH

-YourGibletsAreMine- — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:05:44 GMT

ARG YE SAVVY LAND LOVERS. HERE BE ME WORKINGS OF THE BRUSH.

Just one piece. Sue me.

more crappy art from kas woo!!!

Kassy — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:47:27 GMT

yep

why cant I draw good anymore...?

Kassy — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:17:00 GMT

so my friend was all upset and stuff so I drew this stuffs...

I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly.

Ryth — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:15:23 GMT

Hello.

>.>

This makes me SO HAPPY

Rick Astley — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:29:30 GMT

Seriously, I pranced all day at work when I heard about this.

Your Savior

Xteven Xavier — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:38:06 GMT

Has arrive, welcome everyone, To my new site. Thank all of you for showing up to it's grand opening, This is great, so many of you already have so many posts,

Most productive first day ever!

Anyways my name is Xteven, But you can call me Xteven.

Everyone else gets to make their own topics about silliness

Puck — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:15:19 GMT

So here's some silly science

Please deliver this message.

Otaku Son — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:46:44 GMT

I'ver been without Internet access for a month and half, and will be continuing to go without it for a while longer; just stopping in for a couple hours. I had sent Noxy a PM before I left my hometown, but I see she hasn't logged into the Den since two weeks before I sent that PM.

If anyone talks to Noxy outside the forum, just tell her I said, "Hey, I'm doing fine. I haven't gotten to the thing I promised to do for you, yet; I'll be getting to it by the next full moon, if not sooner."

Post your desktop

Java/Schtolty — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:09:01 GMT

Click for full

Ha ha!

Rick Astley — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:35:49 GMT

Hilairious Muppet Bloopers video!

The Time is Now

Xijiy — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:01:38 GMT

Hello.

It's nice to meet you guys, though I already know a good portion of you there are a lot of you I don't.

For the ones who don't know me you're in for a treat.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Monkeydog — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:53:16 GMT

http://www.drhorrible.com/

Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion singing in a musical written by Joss Whedon?

Greatest thing or THE GREATEST THING to ever happen?

Creepy little dolls

Puck — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:56:45 GMT

Story

Can you say Uncanny Valley?

swiftmanyers

Kassy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:31:17 GMT

love the sig <3

blue raincoats

Monkeydog — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:11:06 GMT

uhh...

Kassy IMed me this place last night.

So I guess I'm here now? or something? where/what is here exactly?

I guess I could tell you people about me, but I am under the assumption I either know you already or you don't care...so.

guys....

Kassy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:03:23 GMT

I just want to say...

please take one