So my mom watches this terrible soap opera. On it, some guy gets shot in the spine and paralyzed from the waist down, and the bullet is in such a place that the doctors "can't operate." She was watching it just now and they said they put this guy in an MRI.

I had to go Google MRI to find out why that was stupid.

Anyway, a while back, our one microwave broke down. Today, we got a replacement. This replacement seems to be very user-unfriendly and way too complicated for a microwave. Complicated appliances which should not be really irk me.

It was a good day at work today.

Too good.

Nothing but stays, got off early, good day.

But.... those stays are going to be gones tomorrow..... Tomorrow being the day I go paintballing with a friend at 3 pm.

Yeah, 19 stays ain't nothin' to really worry about, but 19 gones..... that's an entirely different matter.

Curses!

Well, not exactly anger, but frustrated enough that I eventually just chuckled.
First, I made my resume and sent it to my e-mail so I could print it at the university, then I took the bus (nearly didn't make it because of the road conditions) and printed off 20 copies of my resume.
I figure, while I'm at the university, I'll get my loan stuff in order so I can get the moneys. Here comes the sad news: I didn't submit my Confirmation of Earnings, so I need to do that before I can get my money, but it will take 4 - 6 weeks to process.
So on the bus back, I look at my resume and realize I made a mistake on it. So the 20 copies I printed off, which means I need to take the bus when I get back to go BACK to the university.
Then the bus gets stuck and almost hits a lightpost.
10 minutes later we're free.

Once I get home I call the loans office and find out that I'm not too late for my confirmation of earnings.

So that's a relief.

But still.

WINTER NOSEBLEEDS

Yes. As in dry, cold winter air causing the nasal mucosa to dry up and start bleeding. I blow my nose and find scabs the size of my nostril in the tissue.

The last bit of information was not necessary for your clarification. :(

I disagree

JOIN THE CHATBOX, MGL AKA GERM AKA MATT AKA COME TO THE CHATBOX!

The air conditioners at work broke.

Ours used to break a lot until we finally got everyone to use it properly. My co-workers kept setting it down to like 40 degrees without the fan on, so the unit kept freezing.

Well they should be fixed soon. Apparently they have to replace the whole system. In the meantime we got some portable ones that don't really do that good of a job but they are better than nothing.

Didn't sleep well, and today's my first day of work.

Good luck!

A few months ago, I got a call from some doctors office, looking for some guy named Greg (my name is Nick for those of you who don't know). So I informed them that I was, in fact, not Greg, and went about my business. I don't remember how long it was until the next call, but once again I received a call from people looking for Greg. I was slightly annoyed, but I figured that maybe it was a different receptionist calling (I don't remember, since I didn't really care), and the first had forgotten to note the fact that my number did not lead to Greg, or something along those lines.

Today, if my memory and counting skills are serving me well, I received my sixth call from this goddamn office, and I'm sick and tired of it. How hard is it to write down a fucking number change? Make a note in the address book: "NOT GREG!!!" Inform the receptionists. Tell SOMEBODY! Don't just listen to my words and then ignore what I'm fucking saying!

STOP CALLING ME, DAMNIT!

*continues to call Nick*
Would Greg be home?