Too lazy to bother with any of it yet.

What if I find one for you, Linksys?

I demand an explanation for this pants-down business.

Very well. *clears throat*


Back in the days of TPH, things were good. No drama was around, despite there being no staffers around for... months at a time...

One day, it came.

September 19.

T'was the first time I celebrated International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Of course, I and a few friends geeked out over Pirate Name Generators.

I put in: "Swift"

I got: Pants-Down Argus




It was far too comical to pass up.
PROTIP: 'tis the origin of me using the name 'Argus' as well.





SIDEQUEST: Anyone to name the sauce of my current av gets brownie points.

My nickname and signature just go well together.

There we go.

It's strange seeing an avatar with no mustache out of you, Link.

Was I using Nietzsche as long as you've known me? I usually change more often, but I was a bit bored with the place for awhile. I used Jacob for quite awhile. =D

Gregory House is a fantastic character...very similar to Nietzsche really.

Well, when I first joined (and in my first week... or 800 posts) you had a shopped Zelda Four Swords sig and av, with Stunt's Head with a face shooped on, which I didn't quite get back then, but as far as I know, right after, you had your Nietzsche set.



But then, do I look right without animooted air guitaring, Linksys?

Ah yes. Well, Maulkin had started a rather amusing game where members had to use a community chosen avatar for one week. If the avatar you submitted to the polls won, then you were up for a swap next week. Personally, I think they did a lame job of humiliating me. That was a tame avvy. Ho wells. =P

You changed your avatar enough that it never really became a method of picking you out of a crowd. Your affinity for saying "PROTIP" certainly is, though. =P

Yeah, I remember that avatar game... When Maul got hit with a barbie S&M gif. heheheheh......




Well, for a couple times I tried to change my air-guitar gif av, but both times peoples wuz all 'No change it back!' 'n stuffz... Ah wellz, s'all good now.

.....Waitasex, I said PROTIP so much that it was identifiable to me? I know barely anyone else said PROTIP, but me.... That much?
Guess I don't remember much after all...... Though that time was just a big ol' blur anyways.

I was the one who gave Maulkin the barbie S&M avvy. It was the week after that when I had to start using stunt's head.

That explains why people were all "WTF!?!?" at Maul's avatar, which confused me loads, since when I started, Maul had his regular furfag av. (lol)

Yeah, I'm a sadist =D

This came from a pic I drew for a friend that another friend colored.

The duck in my avatar is called Alfred Jodocus Kwak and he is the most awesome duck ever. He fights Nazis while looking incredibly cute!